David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
If I have hurt anybody by this post please forgive me and take it as a joke.
Please visit my teacher's blog
40 comments:
Those are some powerful wife's...
nadan bharya alla... :)
have a great day
bindhiya
Hi Deepak,
as this pretty one in the photo,
the festival this wonderful one to follow, I will make mentions back in the Blog...
a pretty symbology that involves it... very nice...
Good Festival
have a great day every day
Bleeses for all
Very nice quotes!! (Would be interesting to read a "husband version"!)
You right Peter, husband version would be interesting too.
Reading your post
I started my day with laugh, thanks for sharing, Deepak!
Great!
You have a whole collection of very clever sayings and I will forward these to my wife. She loves this kind of post.
Thanks.
HURT? They are all right on spot!!! Glad you are still single Deepak! ;D
Oh, Deepak, so cynical! :) You need to find a lovely young lady to settle down with, that's all! :D
This is GREAT!
=) Bella
HELLO DEEPAK! HOW ARE YOU?. GREATS WORDS, JAJAJA!.
It is true, the woman is a difficult insect.I INCLUDE MYSELF,JAJA!
GOOD BYE, GOOD DAY
THE PHOTO IS BEAUTIFULL
Hahaha...made me laugh those quotes :) But when I read the title I thought I will get an opportunity to congratulate you for getting a wife :) but then that wasnt the case.
I went to your teacher's blog and it is indeed an educating one.
Thanks for sharing it all
Cheers
pretty day
Hello, Deapak!
Happy Valentine`s Day!
Hi Deepak!
This your photo is The Best!
Have a wonderful day!
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
i've never heard this one b4 ... too funny ... hehehehe
Hi Deepak,
Please accept a delicious award...
sweet as sugar!
bindhiya
Nice picture. You joke about wifes Ha wait till we joke about man.
Have nice day
I'd also like to see some of the "husband version"! LOL
Pat
Guelph Daily Photo, My Photos.
LOL!
Several of those were real funny!!
:)
Hey, and a real cool picture!!
:)
Athu kalakki!
:)
LOL!!! Oh goodness, these are funny.
Deepak. You are wise beyond your years.
Here is a quote from Ran Tsung We:
"When you get married...
Mouth open; never shut.
Legs shut; never open."
:p
I think the same goes with HUSBAND too. ;)............ Good photo.....How are you?
Don't read such things before your marriage or you might decide to remain a bachelor kiddo! :D
How are you Deepak? I hope you are doing well!
Hello, Deepak. I hope your life is going well. I'm sorry I have not visited in a long time. I don't have access to a computer very often these days. :(
Great : )
Very funny;)
Quotes: Just brilliant!
@ The Yogi, it was headline news overhere. No one lives forever I guess.
How, are you Deepak?
I'm going to copy these funny sentences.
Have a good, happy weekend!
: )
funnyyyyyyyy...
My day is not off to a great start. but I'm feeling much better now... thanks you your funny quotes.. and for my bonus letter.. :P
Came by, checking for a new post!
:) ;)
Looking COOL Deepak..
blog-hopped here, and i have to say, these quotes are real funny =)
i read some to my dad, and he definitely had a good laugh
Where are you Deepak?
I wish you all the best!
Just hopping by to say hello. Hope you are fine.
I´m married but I think those jokes are such a bore
Very funny !!
Thanks for your visit in Marseille
Me too kerala :)
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